A pretty face is not a gift, it's a tool
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The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off
Vivienne Westwood
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Thank God I'm a woman
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Oh my god, stop your mouth from moving!
Swallow a grenade you fucking asshole
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According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves
