Sunday, March 23

You glorious majestic retard

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to hit you with a chair
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How do you explain to people that you don’t hate them but like the thought of spending extended periods of time with them kind of makes you want to set yourself ablaze
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I really hate this ‘Your other half is out there somewhere you just gotta meet them’ like fuck off I'm not incomplete I'm a whole person and i don't need anyone to ‘complete me’
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves
and some people manage to get
on every single fucking one of them